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Two
men were out in woods looking for a place to go hunting
when they happen upon a very large hole in the ground.
One guy says, "I'm going to throw a rock down there and see
how deep this hole really is." He throws the rock down, but
they never hear any sound. "I'm going to throw a bigger rock
down there this time, and I'll bet we can hear it when it hits
bottom", he tells his buddy. He picks up a rock almost the size
of a basketball and throws it down the hole. Still no sound.
Finally, his friend sees a railroad tie laying in the weeds.
"Hey,
let's throw this big piece of cross-tie down there. Surely that
will make a noise loud enough for us to hear." They pick up
the railroad tie and throw it in the hole, but still no sound
comes back.
All of a sudden, a goat comes running from the bushes and
jumps into the hole. "That's the weirdest thing I've ever
seen",
one guy says. Just then, a farmer walks up to them and asks,
"Hey, have you fellas seen a billy goat around here?"
One of the men tells him, "Why, yes we have. In fact, a goat
just jumped into this big hole in the ground." The farmer tells
him, "No, that couldn't be my goat. I have him tied to a
railroad tie."
Application:
How solid is your anchor when life throws things at
you...
or throws you?
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Source: Humor.com -
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