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Serious Humor #16:  Stand Your "Grounds"   


 




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An older couple got up one morning and stumbled into the
kitchen.  They both stared at the coffee pot, neither one
volunteering to make the coffee.  Finally the husband said,
"Well, since you do the cooking, you should make the coffee."
"No," she responded.  "You drink most of it, so you should
make it."  "I still think it's your job," he answered crossly.
"Actually, the Bible has the final answer," she said.  "Open it
towards the middle of the New Testament.  Up at the top of
the pages it says: HE-BREWS!"


Application:

When in a disagreement or conflict, check in the Bible for
an answer.  It usually has the final word on ethical, theological,
and kitchen duty issues.




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Source: 
Heard this on the morning show of KTIS radio.
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