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A
troubled young lady goes into the doctor's office and says
that her body hurts wherever she touches it. "Impossible," says
the doctor. "Show me." She takes her finger and pushes
her elbow and screams in
agony. She pushes her knee and
screams, pushes her ankle and screams. Everywhere she
touches makes her scream. "What is wrong with me, doctor?"
she asks. Do I have some rare disease?" The doctor tells
her
to push on something one more time.
"I thought so," he says. "You have a broken
finger."
Application:
Before jumping to conclusions using very little
facts, step back
and look at the obvious things first. The answer might be
(pushed) right in front of your nose.
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JOKE-

Source: Author unknown - borrowed
and modified from joshmadison.com.
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