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Serious Humor #18:  Change Your Course   


 




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This was reported in an official Navel Institute magazine:

A battleship had been at sea on maneuvers in heavy weather.
Shortly after the sun went down, the lookout reported a light in
the distance, so the captain had the signalman send a message:
"We are on a collision course.  Advise you to change course
20 degrees."  Minutes later a signal came back:  "Advisable for
you to change course 20 degrees."  The captain angrily ordered 
that another signal be sent: "I 'm a captain.  Change course 20
degrees."  Again came the reply: "I'm a seaman, second class.
You had better change course 20 degrees."  Furious by this point,
the captain barked a final threat.  "I'm a battleship!  Change
course 20 degrees!"  The signal came back: "I'm a lighthouse."
The captain changed his course.


Application:

It doesn't matter how big and powerful a person may become; 
it's foolish to ignore the beacons that warn us of danger. 
A solidly anchored lighthouse can't stray off course, but a 
stubbornly controlled ship can.  When a seaman, second class, 
sits in a lighthouse somewhere and signals, "Change your course,"
a wise captain will do so.



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Source: 
An article published in the "Focus On The Family" bulletin insert.
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