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A
husband and wife are getting ready for bed. The wife is standing
in front of a full length mirror taking a good, hard look at
herself.
"You know, Love" she says, "I look in the mirror and all I
see is an
old woman. My face is all wrinkled, my hair is all gray, my chest is
racing towards the floor, my bum is hanging out a mile. I've got fat
legs and my arms are all flabby." She turns to her husband and
says.....
"Tell me something positive to make me feel better about
myself."
He thinks about it for a bit and then says: "well...... there's
nothing
wrong with your eyesight."
Application:
Honesty has its place.
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Source:
Author unknown
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