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Serious Humor #24:  Good News and Bad News   


 




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A man gets a telephone call from a doctor.  

The doctor says:  "I have the results of the medical test I 
did on you.  I have some good news and some bad news."  

Naturally the man asks for the good news first.  

"The good news is that you have 24 hours to live", says the 
doctor.  

The man, very concerned, responds:  "If that is the good 
news, then what is the bad news?"  

The doctor answers:  "I couldn't reach you on the phone 
yesterday."



Application:

We never know how many days or hours we have remaining,
so live each day to the fullest.  Also, always carry your cell 
phone with you.


Proverbs 27:1
Do not boast about tomorrow, for you do not know what a
day may bring forth.



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Source:  Author unknown -
stolen from Maria Adelaide Silva's web site.
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