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Serious Humor #27:  Insurance


 




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A lawyer and an engineer were fishing in the Caribbean.

The lawyer said, "I'm here because my house burned down, and
everything I owned was destroyed by the fire.  The insurance
company paid for everything."

"That's quite a coincidence," said the engineer.  "I'm here because 
my house and all my belongings were destroyed in an earthquake,
and my insurance company also paid for everything."

The lawyer looked somewhat confused.  "How do you start an
earthquake?" he asked.


Application:

Ill-gotten gains are just naughty.  Some day the truth will catch up
you and then you'll be sorry.  Besides, guilt is the gift that keeps
on giving.



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Source:  Author unknown - Yes, that's right. It's another joke stolen from Maria Adelaide Silva's web site.

Eu apreciei de seus gracejos e relatórios interessantes, Maria.  Muito brigado.

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