Serious Humor #28:  Tough Guy   

Ted is having a bad and frustrating night.  He walks into the nearest bar, looks 
around, and shouts; "Who's the strongest person in here?"
The toughest guy gets up, stares at him, and says, "I 'm the strongest person 
around these parts!"  Ted politely asks, "Can you help me push my car to the 
gas station?"

Application:

Be careful and talk nicely to big tough guys you meet in dark places.
Most people are willing to help others, but it depends a lot on how you ask them.



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Source:  Modified from an unknown author - Yes, I know, I know..... it's another joke from Maria's web site.

Oi Maria.
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